Confession: My dog’s side-eye taught me more about confidence than any self-help book. 🐕💥
Introducing the “I Got The DOG in ME” Collection – for humans who fetch attention like a tennis ball:
🔥 ”Treat? I AM the Treat” (For that golden retriever energy at happy hour)
🔥 ”Certified Squirrel Chaser” (ADHD? Nah, just dog-logic focus)
🔥 ”I’ve Got the Zoomies (And So Does My Dog)” (Pair with coffee stains for authenticity)
Why America’s Obsessed:
✅ Secretly matches 87% of dog park convos (”OMG your human’s shirt!”)
✅ Fabric so soft, even cats would knead it (but they’ll never admit it).
✅ 10/10 chance of strangers asking to pet your… shirt.
👉 Howl Your Way to the Perfect Tee
👉 Howl Your Way to the Perfect Tee
👉 Howl Your Way to the Perfect Tee
