Tired of adulting? Meet the unofficial uniform of surviving capitalism’s circus: the "I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed" tee. Spotted in wild habitats like Starbucks lines and Slack channels, this Predator-meets-PSA masterpiece turns mundane meltdowns into mood.
Why it’s viral:
• Designer swapped Arnold’s blood splatter for TikTok-glitch art and meme hieroglyphics (because real adults cry in emojis)
• Perfect for: Dodging your therapist’s “how’s work?” texts ✨ Ignoring crypto-bro DM slides 🚫 Pretending your 3rd coffee is “self-care” ☕
Pro tip: Pair it with our "My Productivity Is Buffering" tote bag for maximum existential irony. One finance bro wore it to a blockchain conference and accidentally became a "corporate anarchist" influencer. (True story. Check his LinkedIn.)
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