When I ordered a "double-double" at a Brooklyn Starbucks (Canadian lingo alert! ⚠️), the barista hit me with the ultimate existential question: "Girl, is that shirt for real?" Glanced down at my "Canada Is Not for Sale - Never" manifesto tee featuring a beaver angrily chomping TimBits – yep, third time this week I’ve been mistaken for a Canadian sleeper agent! 🇺🇸
Our designers weaponized North American sarcasm: 100% organic cotton infused with rebellious maple DNA, plus a 3D-flocked beaver ready to slap away corporate buyout offers with its paddle tail. Pro tip: Wear it to Target and watch cashiers do double-takes while Homeland Security side-eyes your "suspiciously polite" vibe. 👀
👉 Trigger a diplomatic incident-Funny Graphic Teeshttps://looplifeme.com/products/canada-is-not-for-sale-never-t-shirt
